Letters to Santa

I had read some of these, thought you might want to see them for your reading pleasure.

Dear Santa,
I have been really good at helping my mom this year
I have been trying to be more proactive
This year I want a Machine Gun
Love, some kid.
.......I don't know about you, but if this kid knows how to use the word "proactive" then he can have what ever he wants

Dear Santa,
I don't believe in you.
Love, disbelieving child
If you don't believe, then why are you asking, hm?

Dear Santa,
What type of fuel do you use for your reindeer?
.....................nuff said

Ask a Corrupt Polotician

I only have two words to say: Conformity rules! I dream of a world where everyone wears the same mundane shoes, clothes, and hair styles. Where every car on the road is a brilliant lack-luster gray and everyone agrees with one another. Conformity can solve all kinds of problems, from the small fight between brothers to the wars between countries. I think that the schools are doing a wonderful job of destroying everybodies individuality so that we can save the world.

This was the first paragraph of my AP literature and composition essay. Not to boast, but I got a pretty good grade on it. If anyone has any questions for the whack-job man, feel free. Who knows, It could be fun

Doctor Who Blog

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Teenagers of all ages. You may have heard me and my fellow bretheren Andrew Woodruff and Caleb Cranney talking about a strange show called "Doctor Who". We have been yearning to explain it to people, but after the first word they usually write it off as some wierd show. Well....it is. But if you come with an open mind you will realize how good it actually is. Coming soon there will be a blog that will detail the travelings. We will acquaint you with terms such as T.A.R.D.I.S, Ood, and Raxacoricofallapatorius.
You will also be able to learn about the man himself.
Some know him as the Last of the Time-Lords. Legends call him the Sainted Physician. His enemies call him the Destroyer of Worlds and Oncoming Storm....
He is The Doctor.

The blog will be up soon.

Question

This is the most asked question....
Can I ask you a question?......chew on that for a while