Man Points and Gentleman's points.

Every man since the beginning of time has carried around something very important. When a new boy is born into this world, they are given a man card.

What is the man card? I'm glad you asked

A man card is something that contains the total amount of man points that a man has. Some people have a goodly number in the positives such as David Tennant or Will Smith. Some people have negative like Justin Bieber or Prince. Some, such Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris have so many man points that they ran out of positive numbers and they had to start counting in a different dimension.

But I digress

How does one gain man points?

Easy! Do something manly.

Did you build a bridge with your own bear (did that on purpose) hands? +100 man points

Did you tear down that bridge with a hammer? +100 more man points

Did you grow a mustache? + 50

Do you look good with it? + another 50

You can however go down.

Did you jump up and down in excitement when you saw a pony? -50

Did you say OMG in a context that wasn't making fun of people who say OMG? -50

Did you sing along to Justin Bieber? -50

Did you spend money to go to a Justin Bieber concert? Man card revoked

Now what about Gentleman's points?

Gentleman's points are the equivalent to the man points a girl gives out.

Did you give a girl flowers on a date? Man points
Did you give a girl flowers randomly? Gentleman point

Did you open the door for a girl? Gentleman point

Did you wear a suit and serenade her? Lots of gentleman points



Men....we must strive to keep these two cards filled up. Sometimes the Man points and Gentleman points may conflict. With that said....girls, give us a break if we act too goofy. We can't help it. We need man points.