Things I've learned from songs

It's amazing how much wisdom can be is some songs. Here are some of the lessons that I've learned from them.

1. ZZ Top Taught me that "Every Girl's Crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man" That is why I wear bow ties and suspenders besides the fact that they're cool.

2. Fefe Dobson taught me that if I ever lie not to stutter

3. Miley Cyrus taught me that as long as I :have less than 7 thing about me that are irritating, I'm safe.

4. Taylor Swift taught me never break up with someone in December

5. Foster the People taught me not to be a kid with the pumped  up kicks, or else I'm going to have to out run a gun and be faster than a bullet...not a pretty thought

6. Vanessa Carlton taught me that I am really not willing to go 1000 miles

7. P!NK taught me that not only am I perfect...but #*@%$^ perfect....that makes me feel warm and fuzzyish

8. I'm scared of what Death Cab for Cutie teaches me

9. Selena Gomez taught "Who Says?" I say....me....

10. Justin Bieber may have said that there was one less lonely girl....(snicker*)

11. Christina Perri taught me about the concept of the "Jar of Hearts" and that it leaves scars....and that this song is under appreciated so I took the liberty of adding it back to the play lists on grooveshark....this is war....

12. Fun. Taught me that the only time I can be with pretty girls is on Saturday night.

13. Arctic Monkeys taught me not to sit down because they have moved my chair.

14. Weird Al sadly did not teach me anything in "White and Nerdy"

Well, that's all I can think of for now. Let me know if you have any others