Letters to Santa

I had read some of these, thought you might want to see them for your reading pleasure.

Dear Santa,
I have been really good at helping my mom this year
I have been trying to be more proactive
This year I want a Machine Gun
Love, some kid.
.......I don't know about you, but if this kid knows how to use the word "proactive" then he can have what ever he wants

Dear Santa,
I don't believe in you.
Love, disbelieving child
If you don't believe, then why are you asking, hm?

Dear Santa,
What type of fuel do you use for your reindeer?
.....................nuff said